Not many of you may know this, but every nurse is at least bilingual.
It's true.
Medical profession folk are blessed with the ability to speak in legal documentation.
It's kind of fun actually. The whole point of the language is to think of the most unnatural way to say something, and then type it for permanent record purposes. Most of the time it's just time consuming and awkward. But I have wondered at times what a night of my life would sound/look like if I were to document it the way I would a hospital note...
Even in awkward nursing note language my life sounds pretty awesome. Seriously, SO blessed!