Snack Sneaking

And now, I will turn the keyboard over to our guest blogger, Brinlee.

Hi everybody! This is Binny and today I am going to be running you through the how to's of effectively sneaking snacks.  I'm awesome and am getting really good at it. Are you ready?  OK!  We'll start with the baked goods.

Step 1: Find a time when mom or dad aren't in the kitchen.
Step 2: Get a good feel for the distance between the floor and the stove top
Step 3: Pull out as many pots and pans as you like and stack them up to the height you need
Step 4: Climb on top of the stacked pans 
Step 5: Eat the frosting off the cinnamon rolls as fast as you can before dad comes in 
Step 6: Act really cute so that dad gets the camera out instead of putting you in time out

And there you have it!  It's that easy.  Next, let's talk candy.  Here's how to get a candy cane from the Christmas tree you have been told over and over not to touch.  This one's a little more tricky.

Step 1: Play really sweetly and quietly in the living room while mom goes to the kitchen to start some dinner.
Step 2: Continue the innocent play until she has checked on you 2 or 3 times.  This will ease the feeling of unrest she gets when you are so quiet and buy you a little more alone time
Step 3: Find a candy cane hanging within reach and pull it off the tree
Step 4: Take your treat and climb underneath the tree as far back in the corner as you can 
Step 5: Open candy cane and begin crunching as fast as you can
Step 6: When you are discovered, be honest and super cute and show and tell mom exactly what you are doing.  She'll find this funny and also pull out the camera, allowing you more candy eating time before she takes it away.

Well I think that is all for now.  If you have any questions send them my way.  After all, I am becoming quite an expert.

Good luck with your snack sneaking and I will see you next time!